Meat Is Not Just For Eating Anymore!

When i was watching the VMA'S this past sunday i was thinking when Lady Gaga walked up on stage,
'God damn she wears so ugly shit. But at least she isn't wearing a trash bag like Kesha.'
Little did i know that she was sporting a meat dress. When i found this out... Kesha's Home Depot trash bag seemed so mild.
So lets analyze this wonderful meat-a-lisous picture.
The first thing that stands out to me is her meat hat/fedora/cap/beret. Im going to be completely honest here... i would never put a chunk of raw meat on my head. Even as a joke, i would never do it.
Next up would be the dress. I am the type of person that likes to look up things. I saw on a website that this dress was about 40 pounds. That is like a baby cow. And she was wearing a corset under that awesome meat thing. But other then that, the meat is touching her skin. Meat is cold and gross. But once again... like the hat/fedora/cap/beret, that would be a big NO.
You can't really see it in this picture but she has a mean clutch. I don't even want to get into that. But she added a broach to it to make it look classy...
The shoes. The shoes. THE SHOES. Guess what?! they are meat. They are wrapped in butcher twine to make the meat stay on the original shoe. I think i would hot glue those bad bitches onto that shoe.
This picture is kind of making me sick.

When i think of wearing meat some questions come to mind and one statement...
1. How did she not have blood all over her?
2. Would she have to be refrigerated?
3. How did she not stink?
4. What would you do with this after you wore it? Put it on the grill?

PETA must hate this girl.